Making Pickled Products — Publications (2024)

Quick Fresh-pack Dill Pickles

8 pounds of 3- to 5-inch pickling cucumbers
2 gallons water
1¼ cups canning or pickling salt
1½ quarts vinegar (5%)
¼ cup sugar
2 quarts water
2 tablespoons whole mixed pickling spice
about 3 tablespoons whole mustard seed (1 teaspoon per pint jar)
about 14 heads of fresh dill (1½ heads per pint jar) or 4½ tablespoons dill seed (1½ teaspoons per pint jar)

Yield: 7 to 9 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Leave ¼ inch of cucumber stem ends attached but cut 1/16-inch slice off the blossom end. Dissolve ¾ cup of salt in 2 gallons of water. Pour the brine water over the cucumbers and let stand 12 hours. Drain. Combine vinegar, ½ cup of salt, sugar and 2 quarts of water. Add mixed pickling spices tied in a clean white cloth. Heat to boiling. Fill jars with cucumbers. Add 2 teaspoons of mustard seed and three heads of fresh dill per quart. Cover with boiling liquid, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process jars as described in Table 1 or use the low-temperature pasteurization treatment described under “Canning Procedure.”

Pickled Horseradish Sauce

2 cups (¾ pound) freshly grated horseradish
1 cup white vinegar (5%)
½ teaspoon canning or pickling salt
¼ teaspoon powdered ascorbic acid

Yield: About 2 half-pints

Procedure: The pungency of fresh horseradish fades within one to two months, even when refrigerated. Therefore, make only small quantities at a time. Wash horseradish roots thoroughly and peel off the brown outer skin. The peeled roots may be grated in a food processor or cut into small cubes and put through a food grinder. Combine the ingredients and fill into sterile jars, leaving ¼ inch of head space. Seal jars tightly and store them in a refrigerator.

Fermented Dill Pickles

Use the following quantities for each gallon capacity of your container:

4 pounds of 4-inch pickling cucumbers
2 tablespoons dill seed or 4 to 5 heads fresh or dry dill
½ cup salt
¼ cup vinegar (5%)
8 cups water and one or more of the following ingredients:
2 cloves garlic (optional)
2 dried red peppers (optional)
2 teaspoons whole mixed pickling spices (optional)

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16-inch slice off the blossom end and discard. Leave ¼ inch of stem attached. Place half of dill and spices on the bottom of a clean, suitable container (see Equipment). Add cucumbers, remaining dill and spices. Dissolve the salt in the vinegar and water and pour over cucumbers. Add a suitable cover and weight. Store where the temperature is between 70 F and 75 F for about three to four weeks while fermenting. Temperatures of 55 to 65 F are acceptable, but the fermentation will take five to six weeks. Avoid temperatures above 80 F or pickles will become too soft during fermentation. Fermenting pickles cure slowly. Check the container several times a week and promptly remove surface scum or mold. Caution: If the pickles become soft or slimy or develop a disagreeable odor, discard them. Fully fermented pickles may be stored in the original container for about four to six months, provided they are refrigerated and surface scum and molds are removed regularly. Canning fully fermented pickles is a better way to store them. To can them, pour the brine into a pan, heat it slowly to a boil and simmer five minutes. Filter the brine through paper coffee filters to reduce cloudiness, if desired. Fill the jar with pickles and hot brine, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process as directed in Table 1 or use the low-temperature pasteurization treatment described under “Canning Procedure.”

Reduced-sodium Sliced Dill Pickles

4 pounds pickling (3- to 5-inch) cucumbers
6 cups vinegar (5%)
6 cups sugar
2 tablespoons canning or pickling salt
1½ teaspoons celery seed
1½ teaspoons mustard seed
2 large onions, thinly sliced
8 heads fresh dill

Yield: About 8 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16-inch slice off the blossom end and discard. Cut the cucumbers in ¼-inch slices. Combine vinegar, sugar, salt, celery and mustard seeds in a large saucepan. Bring the mixture to boiling. Place two slices of onion and one-half dill head on the bottom of each pint jar. Fill the jars with cucumber slices, leaving ½ inch of head space. Add one slice of onion and one-half dill head on top. Pour hot pickling solution over the cucumbers, leaving ¼ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Quick Sweet Pickles

May be canned as either strips or slices


8 pounds of 3- to 4-inch pickling cucumbers
1/3 cup canning or pickling salt
4½ cups sugar
3½ cups vinegar (5%)
2 teaspoons celery seed
1 tablespoon whole allspice
2 tablespoons mustard seed
1 cup pickling lime (optional - for use in variation below for making firmer pickles)

Yield: About 7 to 9 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16 inch off the blossom end and discard, but leave ¼ inch of stem attached. Slice or cut in strips, if desired. Place in a bowl and sprinkle with a cup of salt. Cover with 2 inches of crushed or cubed ice. Refrigerate three to four hours. Add more ice as needed. Drain well.

Combine sugar, vinegar, celery seed, allspice and mustard seed in a 6-quart kettle. Heat to boiling.

Hot pack — Add cucumbers and heat slowly until the vinegar solution returns to a boil. Stir occasionally to make sure the mixture heats evenly. Fill sterile jars, leaving ½ inch of head space.

Raw pack — Fill the jars, leaving ½ inch of head space. Add hot pickling syrup, leaving ½ inch of head space.

Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1 or use the low-temperature pasteurization treatment described under “Canning Procedure.”

Variation for firmer pickles: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16 inch off the blossom end and discard, but leave ¼ inch of stem attached. Slice or strip cucumbers. Mix 1 cup of pickling lime and ½ cup of salt to 1 gallon of water in a 2- to 3-gallon crock or enamelware container. Caution: Avoid inhaling lime dust while mixing the lime-water solution. Soak the cucumber slices or strips in the lime water solution for 12 to 24 hours, stirring occasionally. Remove the slices from the lime solution and rinse and resoak one hour in fresh, cold water. Repeat the rinsing and resoaking two more times. Handle carefully because the slices or strips will be brittle. Drain well.

Storage: After processing and cooling, jars should be stored four to five weeks to develop ideal flavor.

Variation: Add two slices of raw, whole onion to each jar before filling with cucumbers.

Sweet Gherkin Pickles

7 pounds cucumbers (1½ inches or less)
½ cup canning or pickling salt
8 cups sugar
6 cups vinegar (5%)
¾ teaspoon turmeric
2 teaspoons celery seeds
2 teaspoons whole mixed pickling spice
2 cinnamon sticks
½ teaspoon fennel (optional)
2 teaspoons vanilla (optional)

Yield: 6 to 7 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Cut a 1/16-inch slice off the blossom end and discard, but leave ¼ inch of stem attached. Place the cucumbers in a large container and cover with boiling water. Six to eight hours later, and again on the second day, drain and cover with 6 quarts of fresh, boiling water containing ¼ cup of salt. On the third day, drain and prick the cucumbers with a table fork. Combine and bring to boil 3 cups of vinegar, 3 cups of sugar, turmeric and spices. Pour over the cucumbers. Six to eight hours later, drain and save the pickling syrup. Add another 2 cups each of sugar and vinegar and reheat to boiling. Pour over pickles. On the fourth day, drain and save the syrup. Add another 2 cups of sugar and 1 cup of vinegar. Heat to boiling and pour over the pickles. Drain six to eight hours later and save the pickling syrup. Add 1 cup of sugar and 2 teaspoons of vanilla and heat to boiling. Fill sterile pint jars with pickles and cover with hot syrup, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1 or use the low-temperature pasteurization treatment described under “Canning Procedure.”

Reduced-sodium Sliced Sweet Pickles

4 pounds (3- to 4-inch) pickling cucumbers

Brining solution:

1 quart distilled white vinegar (5%)
1 tablespoon canning or pickling salt
1 tablespoon mustard seed
½ cup sugar

Canning syrup:

1b cups distilled white vinegar (5%)
3 cups sugar
1 tablespoon whole allspice
2¼ teaspoons celery seed

Yield: About 4 to 5 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers and cut 1/16 inch off the blossom end and discard. Cut cucumbers into ¼-inch slices. Combine all ingredients for canning syrup in a saucepan and bring to boiling. Keep the syrup hot until used. In a large kettle, mix the ingredients for the brining solution. Add the cut cucumbers, cover and simmer until the cucumbers change color from bright to dull green (about five to seven minutes). Drain the cucumber slices. Fill jars and cover with hot canning syrup, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Bread and Butter Pickles

6 pounds of 4- to 5-inch pickling cucumbers
8 cups thinly sliced onions (about 3 pounds)
½ cup canning or pickling salt
4 cups vinegar (5%)
4½ cups sugar
2 tablespoons mustard seed
1½ tablespoons celery seed
1 tablespoon ground turmeric
1 cup pickling lime (optional - for use in variation below for making firmer pickles)

Yield: About 8 pints

Procedure: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16 inch off the blossom end and discard. Cut into 3/16-inch slices. Combine the cucumbers and onions in a large bowl. Add salt. Cover with 2 inches of crushed or cubed ice. Refrigerate three to four hours, adding more ice as needed.

Combine the remaining ingredients in a large pot. Boil 10 minutes. Drain and add the cucumbers and onions and slowly reheat to boiling. Fill pint jars with slices and cooking syrup, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1 or use the low-temperature pasteurization treatment described under “Canning Procedure.”

Variation for firmer pickles: Wash cucumbers. Cut 1/16 inch off the blossom end and discard. Cut into 3/16-inch slices. Mix 1 cup of pickling lime and ½ cup of salt to 1 gallon of water in a 2- to 3-gallon crock or enamelware container. Avoid inhaling lime dust while mixing the lime-water solution. Soak the cucumber slices in the lime water for 12 to 24 hours, stirring occasionally. Remove the cucumber slices from the lime solution, rinse and resoak one hour in fresh, cold water. Repeat the rinsing and soaking steps two more times. Handle carefully because slices will be brittle. Drain well. Continue as above.

Storage: After processing and cooling, jars should be stored four to five weeks to develop ideal flavor.

Pickle Relish

3 quarts chopped cucumbers
3 cups each of chopped sweet green and red peppers
1 cup chopped onions
¾ cup canning or pickling salt
4 cups ice
8 cups water
2 cups sugar
4 teaspoons each of mustard seed, turmeric, allspice and whole cloves
6 cups white vinegar (5%)

Yield: About 9 pints

Procedure: Add cucumbers, peppers, onions, salt and ice to water and let stand four hours. Drain and re-cover the vegetables with fresh ice water for another hour. Drain again. Combine the spices in a spice or cheesecloth bag. Add the spices to the sugar and vinegar. Heat to boiling and pour the mixture over the vegetables. Cover and refrigerate 24 hours. Heat the mixture to boiling and fill hot into clean jars, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Pepper-Onion Relish

6 cups finely chopped onions
3 cups finely chopped sweet red peppers
3 cups finely chopped green peppers
1½ cups sugar
6 cups vinegar (5%), preferably white distilled
2 tablespoons canning or pickling salt

Yield: 9 half-pints

Procedure: Wash and chop the vegetables. Combine all ingredients and boil gently until the mixture thickens and the volume is reduced by one-half (about 30 minutes). Fill sterile jars with hot relish, leaving ½ inch of head space, and seal tightly. Store in the refrigerator and use within one month.

Caution: If extended storage is desired, this product must be processed according to Table 1.

Pickled Corn Relish

10 cups fresh whole-kernel corn (16 to 20 medium-sized ears), OR six 10-ounce packages of frozen corn
2½ cups diced sweet red peppers
2½ cups diced sweet green peppers
2½ cups chopped celery
1¼ cups diced onions
1¾ cups sugar
5 cups vinegar (5%)
2½ tablespoons canning or pickling salt
2½ teaspoons celery seed
2½ tablespoons dry mustard
1¼ teaspoons turmeric

Yield: About 9 pints

Procedure: Boil ears of corn five minutes. Dip in cold water. Cut whole kernels from the cob or use six 10-ounce frozen packages of corn. Combine peppers, celery, onions, sugar, vinegar, salt and celery seed in a saucepan. Bring to a boil and simmer five minutes, stirring occasionally. Mix the mustard and turmeric in ½ cup of the simmered mixture. Add this mixture and corn to the hot mixture. Simmer another five minutes. If desired, thicken the mixture with flour paste (¼ cup of flour blended in ¼ cup of water) and stir frequently. Fill jars with hot mixture, leaving
½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Hot Peppers

Hungarian, banana, chili, jalapeno

4 pounds hot, long red, green or yellow peppers
3 pounds sweet red and green peppers, mixed
5 cups vinegar (5%)
1 cup water
4 teaspoons canning or pickling salt
2 tablespoons sugar
2 cloves garlic

Yield: About 9 pints

Caution: Wear rubber gloves when handling hot peppers or wash hands thoroughly with soap and water before touching your face.

Procedure: Small peppers may be left whole. Large peppers may be quartered. Wash, slash two to four slits in each pepper and blanch them in boiling water. Blister to peel tough-skinned hot peppers.

Peppers may be blistered using one of the following methods:

Oven or broiler method: Place peppers in a hot oven (400 F) or broiler for six to eight minutes or until skins blister. Range-top method: Cover the hot burner, either gas or electric, with a heavy wire mesh. Place the peppers on the burner for several minutes until skins blister.

Place the peppers in a pan and cover with a damp cloth. This will make peeling the peppers easier. After several minutes of cooling, peel each pepper.

Flatten small peppers. Fill jars, leaving ½ inch of head space. Combine and heat other ingredients to boiling and simmer 10 minutes. Remove the garlic. Pour the hot pickling solution over the peppers, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Mixed Vegetables

4 pounds of 4- to 5-inch pickling cucumbers, washed and cut into 1-inch slices (cut off 1/16 inch from blossom end and discard)
2 pounds peeled and quartered small onions
4 cups cut celery (1-inch pieces)
2 cups peeled and cut carrots (½-inch pieces)
2 cups cut sweet red peppers (½-inch pieces)
2 cups cauliflower flowerets
5 cups white vinegar (5%)
¼ cup prepared mustard
½ cup canning or pickling salt
3½ cups sugar
3 tablespoons celery seed
2 tablespoons mustard seed
½ teaspoon whole cloves
½ teaspoon ground turmeric

Yield: About 10 pints

Procedure: Combine vegetables, cover with 2 inches of cubed or crushed ice and refrigerate three to four hours. In an 8-quart kettle, combine the vinegar and mustard and mix well. Add the salt, sugar, celery seed, mustard seed, cloves and turmeric. Bring to a boil. Drain vegetables and add them to the hot pickling solution. Cover and slowly bring to a boil. Drain the vegetables but save the pickling solution. Fill the vegetables into sterile pint jars or clean quarts, leaving ½ inch of head space. Add the pickling solution, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Dilled Beans

4 pounds fresh tender green or yellow beans (5 to 6 inches long)
8 to 16 heads fresh dill
8 cloves garlic (optional)
½ cup canning or pickling salt
4 cups white vinegar (5%)
4 cups water
1 teaspoon hot red pepper flakes (optional)

Yield: About 8 pints

Procedure: Wash and trim the ends from the beans and cut to 4-inch lengths. In each sterile pint jar, place one to two dill heads and, if desired, one clove of garlic. Place whole beans upright in jars, leaving ½ inch of head space. Trim the beans to ensure proper fit, if necessary. Combine the salt, vinegar, water and pepper flakes (if desired). Bring to a boil. Add the hot solution to the beans, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Three-bean Salad

1½ cups cut and blanched green or yellow beans (prepared as below)
1½ cups canned, drained, red kidney beans
1 cup canned, drained garbanzo beans
½ cup peeled and thinly sliced onion (about 1 medium onion)
½ cup trimmed and thinly sliced celery (1½ medium stalks)
½ cup sliced green peppers (½ medium pepper)
½ cup white vinegar (5%)
¼ cup bottled lemon juice
¾ cup sugar
¼ cup oil
½ teaspoon canning or pickling salt
1¼ cups water

Yield: About 5 to 6 half-pints

Procedure: Wash and snap off ends of fresh beans. Cut or snap into 1- to 2-inch pieces. Blanch three minutes and cool immediately. Rinse kidney beans with tap water and drain again. Prepare and measure all other vegetables. Combine vinegar, lemon juice, sugar and water and bring to a boil. Remove from the heat. Add oil and salt and mix well. Add beans, onions, celery and green pepper to the solution and bring to a simmer. Marinate 12 to 14 hours in the refrigerator, then heat the entire mixture to a boil. Fill clean jars with solids. Add hot liquid, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Pickled Beets

7 pounds of 2- to 2½-inch diameter beets
4 cups vinegar (5%)
1½ teaspoons canning or pickling salt
2 cups sugar
2 cups water
2 cinnamon sticks
12 whole cloves
4 to 6 onions (2- to 2½-inch diameter), if desired

Yield: About 8 pints

Procedure: Trim off beet tops, leaving 1 inch of stem and roots to prevent bleeding of color. Wash thoroughly. Sort for size. Cover similar sizes together with boiling water and cook until tender (about 25 to 30 minutes). Caution: Drain and discard liquid. Cool beets. Trim off roots and stems and slip off skins. Slice into ¼-inch slices. Peel and thinly slice onions. Combine vinegar, salt, sugar and fresh water. Put spices in a cheesecloth bag and add to the vinegar mixture. Bring to a boil. Add the beets and onions. Simmer five minutes. Remove the spice bag. Fill jars with beets and onions, leaving ½ inch of head space. Add the hot vinegar solution, allowing ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Variation: Pickled whole baby beets. Follow the above directions but use beets that are 1 to 1½ inches in diameter. Pack whole; do not slice. Onions may be omitted.

Marinated Peppers

Bell, Hungarian, banana or jalapeno

4 pounds firm peppers*
1 cup bottled lemon juice
2 cups white vinegar (5%)
1 tablespoon oregano leaves
1 cup olive or salad oil
½ cup chopped onions
2 cloves garlic, quartered (optional)
2 tablespoons prepared horseradish (optional)

*Note: Adjusting the intensity of pickled jalapeno peppers is possible by using all hot jalapeno peppers (hot style) or blending with sweet and mild peppers (medium or mild style).

For hot style: Use 4 pounds of jalapeno peppers.

For medium style: Use 2 pounds of jalapeno peppers and 2 pounds of sweet and mild peppers.

For mild style: Use 1 pound of jalapeno peppers and 3 pounds of sweet and mild peppers.

Yield: About 9 half-pints

Procedure: Select your favorite pepper. Caution: If you select hot peppers, wear rubber or plastic gloves while handling them or wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water before touching your face. Peppers may be left whole. Large peppers may be quartered. Wash, slash two to four slits in each pepper and blanch them in boiling water or blister to peel tough-skinned hot peppers.

Peppers may be blistered using one of the following methods:

Oven or broiler method: Place peppers in a hot oven (400 F) or broiler for six to eight minutes or until skins blister. Range-top method: Cover the hot burner, either gas or electric, with a heavy wire mesh. Place the peppers on the burner for several minutes until skins blister.

Allow peppers to cool. Place them in a pan and cover them with a damp cloth. This will make peeling the peppers easier. After several minutes of cooling, peel each pepper. Flatten whole peppers. Mix all remaining ingredients in a saucepan and heat to boiling. Place ¼ garlic clove (optional) and ¼ teaspoon of salt in each half pint, or ½ teaspoon per pint. Fill jars with peppers; pour the hot, well-mixed oil/pickling solution over the peppers, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Piccalilli

6 cups chopped green tomatoes
1½ cups chopped sweet red peppers
1½ cups chopped green peppers
2¼ cups chopped onions
7½ cups chopped cabbage
½ cup canning or pickling salt
3 tablespoons whole mixed pickling spice
4½ cups vinegar (5%)
3 cups brown sugar

Yield: 9 half-pints

Procedure: Wash, chop and combine the vegetables with ½ cup of salt. Cover with hot water and let stand 12 hours. Drain and press in a clean white cloth to remove all possible liquid. Tie spices loosely in a spice bag and add to the combined vinegar and brown sugar and heat to a boil in a saucepan. Add the vegetables and boil gently 30 minutes or until the volume of the mixture is reduced by one-half. Remove the spice bag. Fill hot, sterile jars with the hot mixture, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Cucumber Hot Dog Relish

4 cups ground, unpeeled cucumbers (about 4)
1 cup ground sweet green peppers (about 2)
½ cup ground sweet red peppers (about 1)
3 cups ground onion
3 cups finely diced celery
¼ cup salt
3½ cups sugar
2 cups distilled white vinegar
1 tablespoon celery seed
1 tablespoon mustard seed

Yield: About 6 pint jars

Procedure: Use the coarse blade on a grinder to grind the vegetables. Combine all the vegetables in a large bowl. Sprinkle with salt and cover with cold water; let stand four hours. Drain thoroughly in a colander; press out all excess liquid. Combine the sugar, vinegar, celery seed and mustard seed. Bring to a boil, stirring until the sugar is dissolved. Add the drained vegetables and simmer 10 minutes. Pack hot relish into hot jars, leaving ½ inch of head space. Remove air bubbles. Wipe jar rims. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Marinated Whole Mushrooms

7 pounds small whole mushrooms
½ cup bottled lemon juice
2 cups olive or salad oil
2½ cups white vinegar (5%)
1 tablespoon oregano leaves
1 tablespoon dried basil leaves
1 tablespoon canning or pickling salt
½ cup finely chopped onions
¼ cup diced pimento
2 cloves garlic, cut in quarters
25 black peppercorns

Yield: About 9 half-pints

Procedure: Select very fresh unopened mushrooms with caps less than 1¼ inches in diameter. Wash. Cut stems, leaving ¼ inch attached to the cap. Add the lemon juice and water to cover. Bring to a boil. Simmer five minutes. Drain the mushrooms. Mix olive oil, vinegar, oregano, basil and salt in a saucepan. Stir in onions and pimento and heat to boiling. Place ¼ garlic clove and two to three peppercorns in a half-pint jar. Fill jars with mushrooms and the hot, well-mixed oil/vinegar solution, leaving ½ inch of head space. Adjust the lids and process according to Table 1.

Refrigerated Dilled Pickled Eggs

12 fresh eggs
1½ cups white vinegar
1 cup water
¾ teaspoon dill weed
¼ teaspoon white pepper
3 teaspoons salt
¼ teaspoon mustard seed
½ teaspoon onion juice or minced onion
½ teaspoon minced garlic or 1 peeled garlic clove

Procedure: Place eggs in cold water and bring to near boiling. Reduce heat and simmer 15 minutes. Immediately place eggs in cold water and remove shells. Sterilize one quart jar in boiling water for 10 minutes. Pack eggs into jars. In a pot, combine vinegar, sugar and spices. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for five minutes. Pour hot liquid over hard-cooked eggs. Put lid on jar. Store the finished product in the refrigerator for about 3 days before serving, to allow for seasoning. Use within a month.

Note: This recipe is not intended for long term storage at room temperature.

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